Dear kernel.org,
As an ardent user of Linux, I am hereby requesting that your webmasters create an HTML widget, probably 2x2”, which, updates in real time and displays the current stable kernel release, so that interested persons could embed the code in their personal web pages, blogs or social networking sites, therefore, do the version tracking remotely without having to visit your site for that sole purpose.
While you are at it, other widgets could be optionally created that would display patches and beta release versions for developers and enthusiasts. Suggestion could be made to other developers in the Open Source circle to follow suit.
I am eagerly anticipating your consideration into my suggestion.
Sincerely yours,
Phr0z3n P3n9u1n
Dear Google.com,
Dig your blogging service. I particularly appreciate the fact that everything is done online, allowing users to blog from anywhere without having to download anything, while offering a fair amount of design versatility.
However, I must point out that I have discovered a glitch or limitation that tends to be more than a bit annoying. Simply put, I’ll be bald soon.
Whenever I edit a document in an external editor such as OpenOffice.org’s Writer, and copy and paste the contents in your blog editor I get an HTML error which will not allow me to publish it. To get around this problem I have to paste it first in Notepad, where it loses all its formatting, then copy the unformatted text and paste it into the blog editor, and then do the reformatting all over again using the blog editor toolbars.
I would love to see this bug get squashed. Maybe adding the option to upload the formatted document in (Rich Text) file format, have the editor read its contents, then give the option to publish it would be the solution.
In anticipation that you will fulfill my wish. I am eagerly waiting.
Sincerely yours,
Phr0z3n P3n9u1n
Dear Rockstar Games,
Being that Grand Theft Auto: San Andreas will, undeniably, be the most popular one in the series you will ever release, why not consider re-rendering the graphics for the latest graphics engines, to get smoother textures and a more realistic environment, and re-release a limited edition for its loyalists?
This would be your chance to fix whatever glitches game players complained about in the previously released version.
How about increasing the size of the integer, used to store the maximum amout a player can earn, to allow earnings up to $9 999 999 999? In such a case, a player could become King of Los Santos before leaving Los Santos. :D Just a suggestion...
I am eagerly anticipating your consideration into my suggestion.
Sincerely yours,
Phr0z3n P3n9u1n
Dear Ubisoft,
Since the release of Far Cry, I am quite certain that you are well aware that it has managed to gain, for itself, a following of cult proportions. I am suggesting that your developers consider re-rendering the graphics for the latest graphics engines, to get smoother textures and a more realistic environment, and re-release a limited edition for its loyalists.
While your team is at it, this would be the perfect opportunity for them to iron out a few bugs that were there from the first release.
I am eagerly anticipating your consideration into my suggestion.
Sincerely yours,
Phr0z3n P3n9u1n
Dear Nvidia,
I have dreams of playing Far Cry @ 1920x1080 with AA set at at least 32x. Some troll dared to condemn my fantasy, but I’m a big dreamer, so I know it will be possible, sooner than he can realize, that it is his IQ that needs urgent condemnation.
I’ve already thrown the coin in the well.
Sincerely yours,
Phr0z3n P3n9u1n
